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The Totaled Roadkill Cookbook includes recipes for opossum, raccoon, rabbit, turtle and rat. Theres Chipped Monk on Toast, Squiche Lorraine and others. You cant say its in bad taste until youve tried." Kansas City Star
"First there was The Original Roadkill Cookbook, which set new standards for tastelessness (no pun intended). This was exceeded in wretchedness by The International Roadkill Cookbook, and now the world reels (and gags probably) at the appearance of the third in this ghastly series. Die-cut in the shape of a SUV, Totaled contains such culinary masterpieces as Kitty a la King, Ground Ground Hog Hog, Bumper Thumper, and Carnage Asada. You get the idea. As with its predecessors, Totaled is spoiled by the fact that its recipes are excellent if you substitute something edible for the original main ingredients. Its just the right size to fit into a glove compartment, and at under six bucks, it will make you smile and say, "Yummy!"
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